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to Matt and Slat as far as we know. Also, it is getting harder and harder
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Title: Office Joy
Warning: Contains talk of pool tables.
Title: The Effigy
Warning: Contains jAaM.
Title: Marshall Law
Warning: Contains BDSM and parcel tape.
Title: Kick out the JaAm
Warning: Contains cruelty to JaAm lovers.
Warning: Contains gratuitous mention of scones.
:D - Happy Matt (i.e. not likely to traumatise Matt AT ALL)
:) - Happy Slat (i.e we assume Slat's mind isn't as easy to break as Matt's)
:| - Trauma (Um. Possibly TMI*. But not as much as O_O )
O_O - That's so wrong. (Likely to break your mind.)
X_X - Blacked out before I got to the end
XXX - Worse than Vin Diesel doing the nasty with a cute, fluffy, dead
XXXX - Even the Australians don't like it.
*TMI = Too Much Information